How To Sneak A Book Out Of The Library

Enjoy my funny black and white cartoon of Bryan using an automatic checkout at the local library to the chagrin of an unhappy librarian. Drawn by artist Bryan Skinnell.

Life is so darn whimsical and surprising at times.

Case in point: I stopped by the Bedford Library a few days ago to renew a book I had checked out. Or at least thought I had checked out. I expected to only be a moment or two before I would be on my way again. The front desk is almost dead center in the building and straight ahead when you come in so I strode up like a champ with my library card in hand along with the book which I handed off for the librarian to fix me up. As the affable lass piddled around on her computer she discovered something quite interesting and unexpected. Somehow the book I checked out two weeks prior apparently had never registered! There was no record whatsoever of my ever checking out the book which leads me to wonder how I even managed to walk out of the library with it? Don’t ask me how I pulled that off. Maybe there was a hiccup in the system or something. Needless to say this amusing turn of events caught us both by surprise. Now what do you do about that?

It was one of those unexpected bloopers that occasionally happens in life and we both had a good laugh over it. The librarian told me that I could bring my book back whenever I was finished with it. I was pleased to hear that as the book is a chonk at six hundred some pages of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s autobiography aptly titled ‘Total Recall’ which he does with gusto. It’s a great read about a very interesting and industrious guy who might be a bit more than most people can handle including our library’s automatic checkout. I appreciate having the extra time to read it at my leisure as it’s a darn fine read that will take me a while to get through. As much as I’ve paid in late fees for overdue books I’m grateful that I’m getting a break at last. I bet Arnold would approve too.

Why hello there! My name is Bryan Skinnell and I am a middle-aged (50-ish) artist and neighborhood kook who is living the artistic and creative life out in the boonies of Bedford, Virginia. Bedford is one of the largest counties in the commonwealth of Virginia and, for the most part, it’s still a mostly rural one that bridges the gap between Roanoke and Lynchburg. You could say, in more ways than one, that Bedford is the heart of Virginia. I can’t argue with that although I usually think of Bedford more as Virginia’s belly button myself.

I grew up right here in Bedford and have lived and toiled most of my life on our infamous red clay. The sort of clay that makes the stickiest mud known to man after a rain and which clings like super glue from God to anything and everything it touches. If you are so foolish as to get it on yourself you’ll wind up tracking and leaving a trail of red goop everywhere you go for days afterwards to the delight of your family and friends. But I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else and Lord knows I tried as I’ve wandered from one end of the country to the other. But Bedford has my heart and that’s where I’ve chosen to live my life today. In my free time when I’m not stuck in my studio making art I do love being outside gardening or hiking or just pestering the neighbors.

Every day I try to write something that’s original, entertaining, and half-way thoughtful here on my blog while sharing my happy-go-lucky attitude and zest for life. Quite often I don’t have the foggiest notion of what I’ll end up saying in a post. But, whatever I end up writing about, I do hope you enjoy it!

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Thanks for stopping by!
Bryan Skinnell

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