It’s Friday!!!!
Yippee! Just a few measly more hours of trying my level best to be great and then I’m kicking back to do indulge in my favorite hobby; being a weekend bum! It’s been a long and challenging slog of a week and buddy I’m so looking forward to doing my impression of “I don’t give a ding about anything”. Which will include long and pleasurable stints of allowing myself to enjoy the sins of looking like a boxcar tramp unfit to be seen anywhere in public among other socially repugnant things. Like eating cold pineapple pizza for breakfast!!
Ohhhh……. I’m going hard-core and taking the art of being a weekend wreck to levels undreamed of so consider yourselves warned!! Getting an eyeful of me will surely frighten and traumatize the weak of heart and guarantee I will never again enjoy another date and so confirm my bachelor status for all eternity. Which means I will be forced to eat all that bacon and pineapple pizza drizzled with chocolate syrup by myself while listening to 70’s disco and launching a paper airplane bombing raid on the cat.
And frankly, that sounds heavenly to me!
Enjoy your weekend pass folks. I will see you on Monday.