Eating meat is good for you. And I highly encourage you to eat lots of it to remain happy, healthy, and sexy. It’s perfectly obvious to me that consuming meat on a daily basis must be very good for us because humans are made of meat and not cabbage and spinach. So why eat veggies I ask you? You’re not a plant! And consuming meat tastes so much better anyway. Why it’s so darn delicious that all your neighbors, friends and even total strangers will stop by to bum some food off of you if you dare grill anything and get caught doing it. Can you blame them? Why of course you can’t because what can possibly smell better than a prime cut of juicy sirloin that’s sizzling away over the gas burners of your grill? And grilling also helps to get rid of all that extra oxygen clogging up the atmosphere too. Now that’s something else which must be done, but that’s another rant for another day.
So remember folks, buy lots of meat for you and your loved ones. Because cooking meat is easy. And burning it is even easier! And when you cook and consume wholesome meat on a regular basis you’re doing your part to help cut down on all the animals running around.
