They Don’t Make Mondays Like They Used To

Funny black and white comic of an unlucky guy lost in hell and asking what day it is. It's Monday! Drawn by artist Bryan Skinnell.

Mondays….. my how you have changed! The years have certainly taken a toll on you. I no longer recognize you. You just ain’t the same Monday I once knew. But then neither am I the same bloke I once knew either.

Mondays are a ho-hum kind of day for me now that I have to dedicate my working hours to eking some kind of a living. But that wasn’t always so. Mondays used to actually be fun! Imagine that!

Monday nights once held a special appeal for me in the care-free days of my youth. For it was Monday nights that were the designated weekly meet nights in Bedford for the local Boy Scout troop 171! Of which I and my younger brother were proud members.

Even today, decades later, I can remember those troop meets with a great deal of fondness. When my brother and myself first donned the uniforms and started hanging out with the rest of the troop, we met down in the basement of the Bedford Methodist Church. It was a good spot to corral a restless gang of energetic boys with as little damage to city property as possible. We had ample space down there with the walls painted a nice Indian white that made our abode a bright and cozy hangout illuminated with the standard sixty watt incandescent bulbs that were in vogue back then. The walls were adorned with all sorts of instructional posters showcasing the various skills that was considered essential knowledge for the boy scout such as basic first aid, tree identification, and how to tie various knots. In the main area was the head table where our affable and trusty scoutmaster ruled the domain along with some of the higher ranking scouts who were trusted with various leadership positions and helped to do his bidding. Scattered here and there on the outskirst of the basement den were various tents and utilities packed and set out of the way which the troop used on camping trips and various functions.

I well remember my very first Monday meet night there as the topic of discussion that night was, interestingly enough, about snake bites and what to do if you were ever bitten by an upset copperhead. I learned that it took a surprising amount of time (ten hours or more if I recall correctly) for the venom to kill you. The budding naturalist in me was intrigued and fascinated by such ditherings. If there was more of this I sure wanted to stick around and learn about it. If I had been harboring doubts about this Boy Scout thing, then learning about snakebites sure roped me in. What else would we be learning? That sure sounded like more fun to my ears than learing about boring grammar and history and who was in love with who and the usual mess they dumped on us in school. I knew I was gonna like it here and all the fellow scouts that I would soon be calling my friends. That was the first Monday night of a great many more to come. Each and every one was a joy.

Since I grew up Monday nights just haven’t been the same.

Why hello there! My name is Bryan Skinnell and I am a middle-aged (50-ish) artist and neighborhood kook who is living the artistic and creative life out in the boonies of Bedford, Virginia. Bedford is one of the largest counties in the commonwealth of Virginia and, for the most part, it’s still a mostly rural one that bridges the gap between Roanoke and Lynchburg. You could say, in more ways than one, that Bedford is the heart of Virginia. I can’t argue with that although I usually think of Bedford more as Virginia’s belly button myself.

I grew up right here in Bedford and have lived and toiled most of my life on our infamous red clay. The sort of clay that makes the stickiest mud known to man after a rain and which clings like super glue from God to anything and everything it touches. If you are so foolish as to get it on yourself you’ll wind up tracking and leaving a trail of red goop everywhere you go for days afterwards to the delight of your family and friends. But I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else and Lord knows I tried as I’ve wandered from one end of the country to the other. But Bedford has my heart and that’s where I’ve chosen to live my life today. In my free time when I’m not stuck in my studio making art I do love being outside gardening or hiking or just pestering the neighbors.

Every day I try to write something that’s original, entertaining, and half-way thoughtful here on my blog while sharing my happy-go-lucky attitude and zest for life. Quite often I don’t have the foggiest notion of what I’ll end up saying in a post. But, whatever I end up writing about, I do hope you enjoy it!

I do keep a mailing list for interested readers and fans. If you would like to get in on the action and follow my musings and rabble-babble, that can be easily arranged. Just give me an email address that you would like for me to send my blog posts to and I’ll see that you get it.

Thanks for stopping by!
Bryan Skinnell

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