I gotta say Walmart is a great little company. I do the bulk of my shopping there as most Americans do. I’m guessing that you’ve probably heard of them and maybe even shop there yourself. Those legendary supercenters are hard to miss and not just because they’ve been promising us for ages now that we would all save money AND live better any time we patronize their stores. And I suppose you do. I’ve personally saved a small fortune just on gas by shopping at Walmart because they had the foresight to build a supercenter only a few miles from my house. How sweet! I have to hand it to them that that was a wonderful business decision on their part. Having a Walmart so close by to suck me dry has made my life tons better now that I don’t have to make the half hour trek out to Lynchburg for them to suck me dry while dodging those killer potholes. Or those psycho drivers hogging the roads. Or even the suicidal wildlife that love playing in the traffic while I’m trying to get there without getting killed by psycho drivers or killer potholes! Hitting the highways just to spend my hard earned money is so danged hazardous these days that I’m truly grateful that I have a Walmart so close by where I can do it with convenience and a touch of class and without unduly risking my car and health in the process. So, take it from me dear readers, my life truly is better….loads better… and far richer than it ever could have been without the aid and assistance of Walmart. And I’d wager a guess that it has done the same for you too. Assuming you don’t wreck and die while getting there which would be a bummer if you did. I think in Walmart lingo that would be referred to as a “lost sale”.
