I think cardboard boxes must surely rank as one of mankind’s greatest inventions. I’d place them right up there with pepperoni and condoms. Like every household in America, my crib is crammed with cardboard boxes of every size and configuration conceivable. I don’t know about you but I positively cringe at the thought of a good box being thrown away and I simply cannot bring myself to do it. As a result I have amassed an impressive collection of cardboard boxes of every shape, size, and color which I’m adding to on a regular basis. And I bet you do too you thrifty cad you!!!
Since I’ve got them I might as well put a few of those boxes to work storing my art. So I’ve been selecting various ones to archive my paintings and drawings and cartoons and other rip-raff I’ve made over the years. This has achieved the desired effect of making it look like I’m about to move across the country much to the glee of my neighbors. I’m already feeling more organized and productive now that I’ve worked out an archiving system I can finally work with. No longer will I lose individual pieces of art at a time. Now I can lose entire boxes at a time!
And that leads me to my next million dollar idea…… and it’s a winner folks! Bryan’s Rent-A_Box! You need a handy cardboard box for something? I can fix you up!! I have a box for every occasion, legal or illegal. Just tell me what you need and I’ve got the perfect box for the job. And if you’re on a budget I have an assortment of lovely pre-owned boxes that are still holding up pretty good. My prices start at $30 per week which frankly is chump change for storing your precious junk that you’re too much of a tightwad and sentimentally attached to ever throw away. You need the box and frankly I can use the money. How’s that for thinking out of the box? It’s a service whose time has finally come.
